Gary Robertson ⚽As I’ve stated many times before I’m no fan of international matches so the prospect of watching Scotland line up against Slovenia on Saturday hardly filled me with joy.
According to UEFA Scotland are ranked 19th and Slovenia 26th so it looked, for those interested, a perfect opportunity for the Pocognoli era to hit the ground running.
Instead what we saw, yes I endured it, for research purposes you understand, was another display of mediocre football.
Simply put, both sides were rubbish. The highlight, yes highlight, was seeing Billy Gilmour back in a Scotland top. Otherwise it was same old, same old. Missed chances, poor defending and misplaced passes. Just when you thought maybe a game of football might break out the footballing Gods decided that was enough excitement and the game quickly descended back into the realms of that most descriptive of Scottish words “pish.”
The only consolation being at least we are spared another episode of east end soap opera Janefield Street.
Martin O’Neill, at time of writing, is still the main character but as time goes by he’s slowly morphing from loveable rebel into villainous defender of the cabal. He must be asking himself if the scripts he’s working with are worth the aggravation. There will be no Bobby Ewing moment for Martin, it wasn’t a dream dude. Celtic really are that bad.
So bad in fact, as therapy I’ve found myself watching highlights of matches from yesteryear online and trying to remain positive. Indeed it would be unfair of me not to mention the positive vibes I received in a comment from Steve R. Honestly the last person I expected to put a virtual arm around me and tell me it will get better. It’s amazing the difference a few kind words can make.
There was however some Scottish football at the weekend. The Scottish challenge cup - The KDM evolution trophy as it’s known this year.
A chance for Premier League “big boys” B teams to compete against established teams from the lower divisions. With names such as Galafairydean Rovers from Galashiels in the Scottish Borders and Clachnacuddin of Inverness it’s the perfect opportunity for fringe players from Rangers, Celtic etc to get some much needed game time. This was all too evident for Hearts who’s B team suffered a soul destroying 14-0 defeat at the hands of Ross County at the Global Energy Stadium. True it didn’t help that Hearts played much of the match with ten men due to Flockhart seeing red for the Jambos in the 34th minute. However, even by then Hearts looked miles off it and were already 4-0 down.
A score line like that can rip the fighting spirit out of any player and I hope these lads realise that strange things happen in football and not to become too disheartened. Sure it’s not good but it’s part of a learning experience and you can take the lesson and work on what needs to improve.
Other B teams fared slightly better.
Celtic drawing 3-3 with the aforementioned Clachnacuddin, Rangers going down 4-2 to Queen of the South at Palmerston Park in Dumfries, Dundee United losing out narrowly to Forfar 2-1, Bonnyrigg Rose, a Midlothian team based 8 miles outside Edinburgh to the south east managed to put 3 past Motherwell with no reply, Hibernian falling to a 2-1 defeat at Galabank the home of Annan, Hamilton overcoming Kilmarnock's B team 3-0, Dundee losing out 1-0 in a Friday night showdown with Spartans.
Indeed the only Premiership second side that managed a win this weekend were St Mirren who overcame Cumbernauld Colts 4-2. So it’s hats off to them for a fine performance.
Friday also saw four Scottish Championship matches with the highlight being Stenhousemuir who overcame Ayr United to extend their lead at the top of the table to eight points after second placed Raith Rovers were defeated 2-0 by third placed Livingston. It’s early in the season but building a lead in the league can be crucial even at this stage, and Stenny are going about their business with professionalism.
Sunday saw the first women’s Glasgow Derby of the season, with both teams on fifteen points this looked on paper at least a tasty fixture.
For both sets of fans it’s showed however the pendulum of power is slowing swinging in the direction of Rangers.
After the men’s team having disappointed us for weeks it was a chance for the fans to find something to smile about. However it was not to be and a 5-2 rout by a rampant Rangers side reminded us that things aren’t ribbons and roses at Paradise and the disease that has swept through the men’s team- loseritus has infiltrated the ladies squad too.
Winning is a good habit to have, losing can also be habit forming and I hope for Celtic women this is just a blip and winning ways will be restored soon.
As for the men’s team I still maintain surgery is needed and fast. But that’s a story for another day.
So there you have it, another weekend in the wonderful world of Scottish football.
I enjoy writing these pieces as it’s nice just to switch off for a while from what’s going on in the world around us. When Anthony McIntyre asked me if I’d be interested in writing for the blog I’ll admit I was excited, humbled and rather nervous all at the same time. I mean I couldn’t say no, opportunities like this don’t come around every day. And a chance to bring fans closer to their respective teams and what’s happening both on and off the park is both a privilege and excellent therapy. I try to keep the swearing to a minimum, otherwise some weeks you might end up with a string of expletives followed by “Celtic” but I write as I think, and yes sometimes the odd one will creep into conversation. It happens, it’s football it’s one of those things.
Anyway whatever you’re doing do it well, stay safe and be happy.
According to UEFA Scotland are ranked 19th and Slovenia 26th so it looked, for those interested, a perfect opportunity for the Pocognoli era to hit the ground running.
Instead what we saw, yes I endured it, for research purposes you understand, was another display of mediocre football.
Simply put, both sides were rubbish. The highlight, yes highlight, was seeing Billy Gilmour back in a Scotland top. Otherwise it was same old, same old. Missed chances, poor defending and misplaced passes. Just when you thought maybe a game of football might break out the footballing Gods decided that was enough excitement and the game quickly descended back into the realms of that most descriptive of Scottish words “pish.”
The only consolation being at least we are spared another episode of east end soap opera Janefield Street.
Martin O’Neill, at time of writing, is still the main character but as time goes by he’s slowly morphing from loveable rebel into villainous defender of the cabal. He must be asking himself if the scripts he’s working with are worth the aggravation. There will be no Bobby Ewing moment for Martin, it wasn’t a dream dude. Celtic really are that bad.
So bad in fact, as therapy I’ve found myself watching highlights of matches from yesteryear online and trying to remain positive. Indeed it would be unfair of me not to mention the positive vibes I received in a comment from Steve R. Honestly the last person I expected to put a virtual arm around me and tell me it will get better. It’s amazing the difference a few kind words can make.
There was however some Scottish football at the weekend. The Scottish challenge cup - The KDM evolution trophy as it’s known this year.
A chance for Premier League “big boys” B teams to compete against established teams from the lower divisions. With names such as Galafairydean Rovers from Galashiels in the Scottish Borders and Clachnacuddin of Inverness it’s the perfect opportunity for fringe players from Rangers, Celtic etc to get some much needed game time. This was all too evident for Hearts who’s B team suffered a soul destroying 14-0 defeat at the hands of Ross County at the Global Energy Stadium. True it didn’t help that Hearts played much of the match with ten men due to Flockhart seeing red for the Jambos in the 34th minute. However, even by then Hearts looked miles off it and were already 4-0 down.
A score line like that can rip the fighting spirit out of any player and I hope these lads realise that strange things happen in football and not to become too disheartened. Sure it’s not good but it’s part of a learning experience and you can take the lesson and work on what needs to improve.
Other B teams fared slightly better.
Celtic drawing 3-3 with the aforementioned Clachnacuddin, Rangers going down 4-2 to Queen of the South at Palmerston Park in Dumfries, Dundee United losing out narrowly to Forfar 2-1, Bonnyrigg Rose, a Midlothian team based 8 miles outside Edinburgh to the south east managed to put 3 past Motherwell with no reply, Hibernian falling to a 2-1 defeat at Galabank the home of Annan, Hamilton overcoming Kilmarnock's B team 3-0, Dundee losing out 1-0 in a Friday night showdown with Spartans.
Indeed the only Premiership second side that managed a win this weekend were St Mirren who overcame Cumbernauld Colts 4-2. So it’s hats off to them for a fine performance.
Friday also saw four Scottish Championship matches with the highlight being Stenhousemuir who overcame Ayr United to extend their lead at the top of the table to eight points after second placed Raith Rovers were defeated 2-0 by third placed Livingston. It’s early in the season but building a lead in the league can be crucial even at this stage, and Stenny are going about their business with professionalism.
Sunday saw the first women’s Glasgow Derby of the season, with both teams on fifteen points this looked on paper at least a tasty fixture.
For both sets of fans it’s showed however the pendulum of power is slowing swinging in the direction of Rangers.
After the men’s team having disappointed us for weeks it was a chance for the fans to find something to smile about. However it was not to be and a 5-2 rout by a rampant Rangers side reminded us that things aren’t ribbons and roses at Paradise and the disease that has swept through the men’s team- loseritus has infiltrated the ladies squad too.
Winning is a good habit to have, losing can also be habit forming and I hope for Celtic women this is just a blip and winning ways will be restored soon.
As for the men’s team I still maintain surgery is needed and fast. But that’s a story for another day.
So there you have it, another weekend in the wonderful world of Scottish football.
I enjoy writing these pieces as it’s nice just to switch off for a while from what’s going on in the world around us. When Anthony McIntyre asked me if I’d be interested in writing for the blog I’ll admit I was excited, humbled and rather nervous all at the same time. I mean I couldn’t say no, opportunities like this don’t come around every day. And a chance to bring fans closer to their respective teams and what’s happening both on and off the park is both a privilege and excellent therapy. I try to keep the swearing to a minimum, otherwise some weeks you might end up with a string of expletives followed by “Celtic” but I write as I think, and yes sometimes the odd one will creep into conversation. It happens, it’s football it’s one of those things.
Anyway whatever you’re doing do it well, stay safe and be happy.
🐼 Gary Robertson is the TPQ Scottish football correspondent.




















